The Truth is out There

I just went to take a picture of my old green Gameboy in order to post it here, but upon searching the canvas bag I hid it in, I found a Gameshark, an old carrying case, and a yellow link cable. There was no sign of the Gameboy. There is more going on here than we realize. They don't just buy old green Gameboys to get rid of them; they search for and steal hidden Gameboys. What do they want? Why are they trying to hide the truth? Who are they?

Whatever the case, they must be stopped. The people deserve the truth.

Until later, semper games

--Gold Cray, Second Law Games

It's Real!

Don't believe anything anyone tells you. The dark green original gameboy is real! I have proof! Google image search is lying to you. Someone doesn't want you to know about the green gameboy.